This is where I chime in with a deep groan at your terrible, terrible pun.
Hopefully a day of resting your voice (I recall something about at least four blocks of minimal talking for you today) will help immensely. If not, you’ll just have to make a hobby out of formulating new euphemisms and descriptors for phlegm.
Interesting sidenote of the day: Hippocratic doctors considered production of copious greeny-yellow phlegm to be a Very Bad Sign. In addition, phlegm was thought to be the cause of colds rather than merely an unpleasant side effect.
Sorry to be the one to tell you this, but your humors are seriously out of whack. On the plus side, you aren’t displaying an excess of yellow bile, which means you’re not likely to die of a fever. Yay!