I aim to accomplish three things this morning.
First, find the individual responsible for setting off the fire alarm in my apartment complex, a smoker who did so ‘accidentally’ from what I’ve heard, and shake his hand for reminding me that I need to insure all that I own. Following that, I am going to rip his dumb-fuck lungs from his body and piss on his lifeless corpse. I take gross offense to having all that I am and own threatened by the ignorance of some asshole, or assholes for all I know, deciding that their selfish self-destructive habit is more valuable than the lives of everyone else they share the complex with and the possessions contained therein. Finally, I’m going to put on a strong pot of coffee, given that it took me until nearly 3AM to fall asleep (ain’t insomnia fun?!), it’s now 5:40AM, and I need to be up at 7AM.
Fuck.