Friday morning and I was able to sleep in. Why? Because I have no desire to see a keynote speaker ramble on about… nothing? Ever notice how inspirational speakers, keynote speakers, [insert adjective here] speakers all tend to talk in circles and not really say anything of consequence? Yeah, me too, thus explaining my actions this morning.
Woke up totally groggy and right out of it; I distinctly recall, while having a conversation with someone I live with, not being able to remember the word ‘kleenex’. It was as if my mind hadn’t quite snapped out of the paralysis of slumber and was fighting to overcome various numb points in my synaptic structure. It was rather comedic, really; “uh, white stuff…paper…toilet paper, uh…” Yeesh!
Had a peculiar dream last night involving, in a very particular order, public showers with huge windows, horseback riding and bank robbing, computers, copious amounts of ejaculate, bears, rampages, chains and running out of fuel. Don’t strain yourself too hard trying to piece things together, either; as I said, it was a very peculiar dream.
That said, methinks it’s time to get changed and to find some coffee.