Off By One

Although this link is NSFW, and also NSFPrudes, I kind of like it.

Sex, Sexuality, and Erotism

No idea how long it’ll be online, but I’ve already seen some interesting and well-shot erotica on it. Also, while it’s mostly images of women, there’s a gallery of well-formed nude men in it too; a nice sidelight for the ladies. There may be more in the archive, and I imagine it’d be fun going hunting

The Midwest Teen Sex Show is freakin’ excellent, even though I’m neither in the midwest, nor a teen.

Don’t mind the name; it’s kind of an inside joke.

So, being typically a couple of days behind the curve on the Daily Show viewing, I just got around to seeing the episode that aired on 28 Feb, and it had a “Back in Black” segment that dealt with — among other things — Daniel Radcliffe appearing in Equus, which includes a full-frontal nude scene, and is not a play for the kiddies.

So, some dumb bint on a news program referring to this event trotted out the same old crap I hear every time any connection — however tenuous — is made between the world of media for children and things that adults are ostensibly capable of understanding: “her young son saw these pictures televised, and he was really confused. Isn’t there a danger here?”

My response: Stop Breeding.

Seriously, just bloody stop, already. If the mechanics of reproduction are confusing and dangerous, stop using them. We don’t want more of that bloody attitude anyway, and really, you’re probably too insecure to be good in bed anyway. Here’s a tip, though: If the idea of an actor stepping outside of your comfort zone is dangerous, you need to grow the fuck up. I can’t emphasize this enough.

God damn, this angers me. Your confusion, you pathetic excuses for parents and human beings, should not be projected onto your children, whose only confusion comes from wondering why their parents are all flustered whenever they ask about any part of their bodies in between the tops of their thighs and their navels.

Grr.

Okay, I’m just being incoherent here. I’ll stop now.

I would like to take this opportunity to brag that I am going to enjoy an evening in front of a flickering fire with a really sexy woman who will be making me a very happy man.

Damn, it’s good to be me!

Char informs me that i have an interesting habit. When, as often happens, i fall asleep before she does, apparently when she finally turns off the lights, i tend to roll over and hug her in my sleep, occasionally mumbling something semi-coherent.

Last night, she tells me that i rolled over, wrapped my arms around her, and in a tone that she describes as “seductive”, i said: “I want to remove your exponents and solve your equation.”